don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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