apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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