Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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