i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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