The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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