im drinking this country out of the recession.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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