Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
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There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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