so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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