Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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