ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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