She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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