Can Purell be used as lube?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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