ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
