oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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