have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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