She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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