Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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