Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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