Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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