But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Randomize
