Those balls look pretty dangerous.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
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I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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