yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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