so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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