so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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