Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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