I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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