i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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