I just made out with a guy for $7.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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