ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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