tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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