You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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