Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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