Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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