i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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