I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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