Dual....:-)
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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