I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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