I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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