No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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