How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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