y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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