You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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