I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Randomize