My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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