question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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