Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
