They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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