I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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