I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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