Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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