I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
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Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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