is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
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I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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