you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I think my moral compass just broke
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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