have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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