It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
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Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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