$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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