so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
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So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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