I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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